PROGRESS: *ensues*

CAM: I worked on my latest D/S for about two hours last night, and if my calculations are correct, I am 1/4 done with it. I'm still not going to tell you what it is yet. You'll just have to work on that last clue I gave you.

CAM'S READERS: How can you expect us to care when you barely make any updates to this page?

CAM: Well, I was hoping that my loyal readers would take interest.

CAM'S READERS: We're tired of seeing all this Harry Potter stuff.

CAM: Probably not a good thing that I still have some Harry Potter icons to put up.

CAM'S READERS: *big sigh*

CAM: Look, just wait patiently and you'll get to read the new D/S in no time.

CAM'S READERS: Suuuuure. At this rate, you'll post a new one once a year... if we're lucky.

CAM: Alright, you know what! I don't need to argue with you about this.

CAM'S READERS: We're not the ones arguing with you, mate. You're just arguing with yourself.

CAM: I... what!?

CAM'S READERS: ...

CAM: *looks around*

CAM'S READERS: ...

CAM: Hello?

CAM'S READERS: ...

CAM: I'm scared.

Bloody Hell, Harry?

CAM: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in D/S next week. That is, as long as the movers didn't lose my computer.

EDIT 8/15/06: I can't talk.

CAM: HP and the GoF D/S sometime this week.

Hiatus

CAM: I'm going on a temporary hiatus since I have absolutely no time to make entries. I am busy with out-processing and don't have access to this site at work anymore. So, don't expect any updates until June 2006. I look forward to coming back and telling you all about my adventures.

The Next D/S

CAM: In hopes to keep my fans (and more importantly, my celebrities) happy and continuing to come back to this site, I am ready to announce the next D/S that I will be releasing. It is...

...HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE!!!

320 GB

CAM: I received my new hard drive on Tuesday. Three hundred and twenty gigs of pure downloading pleasure. I spent my last two days off tranferring all of my media files (about 110 GB of information) over to my new hard drive. Therefore, I did not have much time to write.

CAM'S READERS: Excuses, excuses.

CAM: I work this weekend, which totally bites. But, I will try to work on my latest D/S at work since it will be slow and everyone else should be at home.

CAM'S READERS: I'll be at home. Enjoying MY weekend off.

CAM: You win.

Progress

CAM: I worked on my new D/S for awhile these past two days. I noticed that it is significantly longer than Forrest Gump D/S. I'm about 60% done and it is already about 1.5 the length of FG DS. Other than the length (which I hope won't turn people off), the new D/S is coming along very well. My wife has been reading (or should I say proof-reading) and can't stop laughing. That is always a good sign that something is funny.

CAM'S READERS: We'll see about that.

CAM: Yes... yes you will. I have also been working on more Forrest Gump icons since they make me laugh.

CAM'S READERS: We'll see about that.

Writing a new D/S

CAM: Hey everyone. At first, I wasn't getting a very big response on my Forrest Gump D/S, but lately it has been spreading. I'm finally getting e-mails from people I have never heard of complimenting me. That being so, I have started on a new D/S. I'm currently about 1/4 done. It's definitely going to appeal to a different audience, but it is still a major motion picture. Also, the movie came out just last year, so it should still be fresh in everybody's minds unlike Forrest Gump. So, stay tuned...

CAM'S READERS: "Stay tuned." This isn't TV.

CAM: Fine! Stay... online.

CAM'S READERS: But, I have to go to work today! I can't just stay here at your web page and refresh all day.

CAM: Look, you are being difficult and I don't need this right now.

CAM'S READERS: W'r srry. Wnn tlk bt t?

CAM: Don't start that no vowel crap!

CAM'S READERS: e'e o. aa a aou i?

CAM: *sighs*

All Apologies

CAM: Sorry I haven't made an entry in awhile.

CAM'S READERS: *wipe tears away*

CAM: Awwww... now I feel horrible. But seriously, things have been really busy at work. Well, that, and I've been working on something really big. Let me just say that it is a full movie D/S. I will not say what movie it is, but it is an Oscar winner. Expect to see it here sometime this weekend, but no promises.

CAM'S READERS: Yay!

Introduction

Some Computer Office

CAM: My name is Cam and this is my blog. This is a blog about my everyday life. This is my everyday life written in D/S (Dialogue/Script) format. You will read about what I've done, what I am doing, and what I will do.

CAM'S READERS: ...

CAM: Alright, let me start at the beginning. There once was a girl named Cleolinda Jones. She wrote these things called Movies in Fifteen Minutes (m15m). Being a Harry Potter fan myself, the first m15m I ever read was for Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. I loved it so much that I read her other m15m's and even bought her book. I began writing stories using Cleo's m15m format on a machinima web site for Red vs. Blue. I received a lot of good feedback on my stories. I decided to spread my stories as much as possible, which leads us to this blog.

CAM'S READERS: You copy-cat!

CAM: Well, that may be, but Cleo doesn't exactly have this cool format copyrighted or anything. Plus, I don't think she was the first one to write in this type of style. I made sure that I wouldn't offend her wishes, according to her FAQ. (Cleo, can you tell that I am trying to praise you in everyway possible?)

CAM'S READERS: But why Blogger?

CAM: Because Blogger has a large community that is growing everday. That and I can't get to any other blogging web site from work.

CAM'S READERS: Why do I want to know about your life?

CAM: I won't always write about my life. Sometimes I will write actual movies in D/S. Also, I can write funny stories about my friends, latest trends, news, and much more.

CAM'S READERS: What if I like it?

CAM: Then please feel free to let me know by leaving comments or sending me e-mail. Another great thing you could do is let other people know about this blog.

CAM'S READERS: What if I hate it?

CAM: Then don't read it.

CAM'S READERS: *leave*

CAM: Wait! Come back! Um... free #2 pencils for all!!!

CAM'S READERS: *start running*

CAM: [vadar] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [/vadar]