Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Me No Pause: The Return

CAM: While waiting in line for the bus this morning...

OLDER WOMAN: How are you doing this morning?

YOUNGER WOMAN: Good. I'm freezing though.

OLDER WOMAN: Get menopause!

YOUNGER WOMAN: Excuse me?

OLDER WOMAN: Seriously! Get menopause. You won't have any of those types of problems anymore.

YOUNGER WOMAN: *is just as shocked and embarrassed as everyone else*

OLDER WOMAN: The other day, I was on the bus and the male driver turned around and asked the passengers how the temperature was on the bus. It was hot as Hell; I was sweating. And this male passenger next to me has the nerve to reply back, "We're comfortable." I was like, "You're not the one going through menopause right now!" He didn't quite know what to say to that.

YOUNGER WOMAN: *and neither does she*

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