CAM: Every weekend, someone on my working crew is responsible for going to the commissary (grocery store) to shop for our snack fund. Our snack fund consists of the essentials: chips, cookies, candy, soda, etc. Well, today was my turn. I went to the commissary where I was told repeatedly that there is a sale on boneless frozen chicken in aisle 12. I must have heard the announcer say that 10 times while I was in the store. It was how he said it that stood out:
ANNOUNCER: Good afternoon, Ramstein commissary shoppers. Today, we are having a sale on boneless frozen chicken. Original price is $4.79. WHOOSH! Take that $1.50 off coupon! WHOOSH! Now, it's only $3.29.
CAM: As if I didn't know how to subtract numbers with decimals.
KID WALKING BY: WHOOSH!
A MOTHER WALKING BY: WHOOSH! Hehe.
CAM: Oh, no.
ANNOUNCER: *repeats earlier aisle 12 sale... more WHOOSH*
AIR FORCE SERGEANT: WHOOSH! Ha!
COMMISSARY STAFF MEMBER: WHOOSH! Hahaha!
HUSBAND AND WIFE: WHOOSH! Funny!
CAM: *facepalms*
ANNOUNCER: *repeats earlier aisle 12 sale again... "WHOOSH" is used eight times*
A FATHER WALKING BY: HA! WHOOSH!
TODDLER: WHOOSH!
OLD RETIREE: WHOOSH! Funny whipper-snapper.
CAM: *gets to aisle 12 and sees announcer announcing*
ANNOUNCER: WHOOSH! WHOOSH! Sale WHOOSH! Coupon WHOOSH! Chicken WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH!
WHAT CAM IS THINKING: *Cam walks over to boneless frozen chicken and grabs a bag. Cam walks over to announcer. Cam swings bag and hits announcer in the face.*
CAM: WHOOSH!
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