CAM: I went to Subway to pick up sandwiches for my co-worker and I. I'm the easiest person to make sandwiches for. I always order stuff plain. My favorite thing to order is the Meatball Sub. No cheese, no vegetables, no sauce; plain. Well, ordering for other people is different. The sandwich my co-worker wanted was an Italian BMT with everything on it except jalapeños. I told this to the Subway employee. Here's how the conversation went:
SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: Welcome to Subway. What can I get you?
CAM: One footlong Meatball Sub on white.
SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: Cheese on that?
CAM: No, thanks. Just the meatballs.
SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: Anything else?
CAM: Yes, also a footlong Italian BMT on parmesean oregano.
SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: Cheese on that?
CAM: Yes.
SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: What else?
CAM: Everything except jalapeños.
SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: *puts everything on and stops at the jalapeños* Did you say jalapeños on that?
CAM: No.
SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: *puts jalapeños on it*
CAM: No, I said no jalapeños.
SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: Oh! Extra jalapeños. *puts more jalapeños on it*
CAM: ...
SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: *wraps up sandwich*
CAM: ...
EVERYBODY ELSE IN LINE: *goes to Taco Bell*
SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: Have a nice day.
CAM: ...
Sunday, January 15, 2006
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