Wednesday, June 02, 2010

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch."

CAM: *calls Bethany*

BETHANY: *answers* Hello?

CAM: Hey.

BETHANY: Hey.

CAM: What are you doing?

BETHANY: Oh, Heather and I are driving around trying to find this floral shop.

CAM: Oh.

BETHANY: What do you want for dinner tonight?

CAM: Something yummy.

BETHANY: Oh, can I make this garlic chicken thing I saw in a magazine?

CAM: Sure. Sounds good.

BETHANY: What should I make for a side dish?

CAM: I dunno.

BETHANY: I'll make some rice.

CAM: 'kay.

BETHANY: Oh, the floral shop is near the liquor store!

CAM: Oooh, buy me some scotch.

BETHANY: I'm not buying you scotch.

CAM: Why not?

BETHANY: Because!

CAM: ...

BETHANY: You'll have, like, two sips and then won't drink it anymore!

CAM: No, I won't!

BETHANY: Yes, you will!

CAM: But I want scotch!

BETHANY: No. I have to go. Bye.

CAM: Scotch!

BETHANY: I love you. Bye.

CAM: Scotch!

BETHANY: Bye. *hangs up*

CAM: *calls back*

BETHANY: Okay... technically, I didn't hang up on you. I said "Bye", like, three times.

CAM: ...

BETHANY: ...

CAM: Scotch!

BETHANY: I can't talk! I'm at the florist! Bye. *hangs up*

CAM: ...