Sunday, May 06, 2012

$100,000

BETHANY, TAWNYA, AND CAM: *watch America's Funniest Videos*

HOST TOM BERGERON: And the winner is... the Wang Family! What do you plan on doing with your $100,000 winnings?

FATHER WANG: We're going to go to Disneyland!

TAWNYA: What about their children's college tuition? Shouldn't they keep the money for that?

BETHANY: I thought Asians were supposed to be smart.

CAM: Yeah, but he's fat Asian. Fat Asians aren't smart.