Love Portlandia

CAM: *Instant Messages Andrew during boring training class* is there lunch with this?

ANDREW: God I hope so

CAM: is it local?

ANDREW: Ball says we probably won't get lunch.. That's only for teams that matter.

CAM: marcus will be disappointed... when he finds out after his nap

ANDREW: He swallowed Bobby this morning, so he is ok

El, Singular

CAM: *Instant Messages Andrew during a meeting* did you know that "the interfaces" in Spanish is "las interfaces"?

ANDREW: what's for las luncho

CAM: i brought las enchiladas from mi casa

ANDREW: You are a los homo

CAM: "El" homo... "el" homo

Julie the Frog

JULIANA: *age 4, hands Cam a toy magic wand*

CAM: *waves wand over Juliana* I now turn you into a frog!

JULIANA: *gets down into a position one would to pretend to be a frog*

CAM: *waits for a ribbit*

JULIANA: I am a frog!