...HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE!!!
Saturday, February 25, 2006
The Next D/S
CAM: In hopes to keep my fans (and more importantly, my celebrities) happy and continuing to come back to this site, I am ready to announce the next D/S that I will be releasing. It is...
...HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE!!!
...HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE!!!
Monday, February 20, 2006
Six Degrees of Tom Cruise
CAM: I guess Tom Cruise told his friends about my site, so now I am getting more e-mails complimenting me.
KATIE HOLMES (Actress): Visiting My Life in D/S has helped Tom and I have a baby. A nice alien baby.
PENÉLOPE CRUZ EX-CRUISE SÁNCHEZ (Actress): *eats a carrot*
NICOLE KIDMAN (Actress): I use to be really mad about my life and confused on why Tom left me. My Life in D/S has shown me that I can still act in award-winning movies and date a cowboy who is surprisingly not gay.
LENNY KRAVITZ (Musician): I confess, that I like D/S, it's the very best, just like a bulletproof vest. I surf there all the time, laughing at lines, and making rhymes. Oh, I want to get away, I want to flllllllllyyyyyyyyyy away! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
STEVIE WONDER (Musician): I can't see My Life in D/S, but if I could, I bet I would see miracles!
PRINCE (Formerly Known Artist): My Life in D/S is like purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
SALMA HAYEK (Actress): Mi Vida en el D/S es un gran sitio web. He dicho todos yo sé ir allí. Las galletas del queso y la pasta de cacahuete son los mejores alimentos que he probado jamás.
KEVIN SMITH (Director): I wonder what it's like being the person to write D/S. I mean, they must be someone who gets away from the front of their computer. They have to go out sometime. It'd be weird to go out and bump into them by accident. For all we know, they could be living right next door. The guy next door does have a good sense of humor and he does have a house as big as mine. However, my comic book collection is way more impressive than his. Of course, he doesn't have one, so that helps. I'm not quite sure how to explain this, but I think a Star Wars analogy would do it best. Remember when Princess Leia and Han are standing on the bridge in Ewok Town? Well, the way that Carrie... *he kind of keeps talking, but everyone seems to tune out*
SILENT BOB (Movie Character): ...
JAY (Movie Character): Alright ****er, you're starting to reach into ****in' fictional territory here. If anyone named Jay did ****in' send you a compliment, then it most like isn't who you ****in' thinking.
JENNY MCCARTHY (Actress): I like My Life in Double D's.
HOWARD STERN (Radio Host): I surf My Life in D/S while I'm naked with a fresh cup of coffee in my hand. It's the best ****in' site in... what!?!? What the ****!?!? I can't swear on this site!?!? Screw this! I'm going back to satellite radio!
RUSH LIMBAUGH (Radio Host): My Life in D/S is the biggest liberal bull crap that I have ever read! The only good web site is MY site! ...good joke about JFK though.
GEORGE W. BUSH (U.S. President): Does it look like I have time to visit your interrouterwebswtichsite?
OSAMA BIN LADEN (Al Qaeda Founder): You know what I hate? Pop-up ads. Here in [undisclosed location], we have no Ad Aware software. How many times must I be asked how to make my free iPod's penis very rich?
KATIE HOLMES (Actress): Visiting My Life in D/S has helped Tom and I have a baby. A nice alien baby.
PENÉLOPE CRUZ EX-CRUISE SÁNCHEZ (Actress): *eats a carrot*
NICOLE KIDMAN (Actress): I use to be really mad about my life and confused on why Tom left me. My Life in D/S has shown me that I can still act in award-winning movies and date a cowboy who is surprisingly not gay.
LENNY KRAVITZ (Musician): I confess, that I like D/S, it's the very best, just like a bulletproof vest. I surf there all the time, laughing at lines, and making rhymes. Oh, I want to get away, I want to flllllllllyyyyyyyyyy away! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
STEVIE WONDER (Musician): I can't see My Life in D/S, but if I could, I bet I would see miracles!
PRINCE (Formerly Known Artist): My Life in D/S is like purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
SALMA HAYEK (Actress): Mi Vida en el D/S es un gran sitio web. He dicho todos yo sé ir allí. Las galletas del queso y la pasta de cacahuete son los mejores alimentos que he probado jamás.
KEVIN SMITH (Director): I wonder what it's like being the person to write D/S. I mean, they must be someone who gets away from the front of their computer. They have to go out sometime. It'd be weird to go out and bump into them by accident. For all we know, they could be living right next door. The guy next door does have a good sense of humor and he does have a house as big as mine. However, my comic book collection is way more impressive than his. Of course, he doesn't have one, so that helps. I'm not quite sure how to explain this, but I think a Star Wars analogy would do it best. Remember when Princess Leia and Han are standing on the bridge in Ewok Town? Well, the way that Carrie... *he kind of keeps talking, but everyone seems to tune out*
SILENT BOB (Movie Character): ...
JAY (Movie Character): Alright ****er, you're starting to reach into ****in' fictional territory here. If anyone named Jay did ****in' send you a compliment, then it most like isn't who you ****in' thinking.
JENNY MCCARTHY (Actress): I like My Life in Double D's.
HOWARD STERN (Radio Host): I surf My Life in D/S while I'm naked with a fresh cup of coffee in my hand. It's the best ****in' site in... what!?!? What the ****!?!? I can't swear on this site!?!? Screw this! I'm going back to satellite radio!
RUSH LIMBAUGH (Radio Host): My Life in D/S is the biggest liberal bull crap that I have ever read! The only good web site is MY site! ...good joke about JFK though.
GEORGE W. BUSH (U.S. President): Does it look like I have time to visit your interrouterwebswtichsite?
OSAMA BIN LADEN (Al Qaeda Founder): You know what I hate? Pop-up ads. Here in [undisclosed location], we have no Ad Aware software. How many times must I be asked how to make my free iPod's penis very rich?
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Famous People
CAM: My Life in D/S is growing in popularity, but hasn't quite reached the level I've wanted. However, here is what a few famous people have had to say...
TOM CRUISE (Actor): On behalf of the Church of Scientology, My Life in D/S is amazing. Extensive research of D/S shows that not only is it scientific, but that it's funny! *gets down from couch*
BILL GATES (Microsoft Chairman): Until I visited My Life in D/S, my life felt empty and incomplete. But, after I visited the site, my Microsoft stock started rising again! Thanks My Life in D/S!
JAY LENO (TV Host): My abnormally large chin accidently made me go to My Life in D/S. It was the best mistake my chin ever made aside from that spring break incident last year.
KELLY CLARKSON (American Idol Winner): Without My Life in D/S, I wouldn't have made it to the end of American Idol. I owe much of my success to D/S.
SIMON COWELL (American Idol Judge): My Life in D/S is, by far, the worst singing I have ever heard. It is really funny though! *sort of cracks a smile... can't tell*
STEVEN SPIELBERG (Director): I want to make a movie out of My Life in D/S!
PARIS HILTON (Still not sure what she really does...): My Life in D/S is the only thing that I haven't slept with. I don't think I ever will either because it's so pure and gentle.
TERI HATCHER (Actress): D/S is the only thing that has been able to make me, a woman well over 40, look as young as a 20-year-old. Thanks plastic surgery!
DICK CHENEY (U.S. Vice President): I started going to My Life in D/S for my cardiovascular problems, but it didn't help because D/S is just so darn funny.
AL GORE (Former U.S. Vice President): I lost the Presidential election because I didn't visit My Life in D/S. I can say that it is thanks to me that My Life in D/S is on the Internet because I invented it.
MICHAEL MOORE (Controversial Director): My Life in D/S helped me lose 150 lbs. in just three weeks!
DISCLAIMER: My Life in D/S does not take responsibilty for Michael Moore re-gaining that weight, plus some, in just three days.
TOM CRUISE (Actor): On behalf of the Church of Scientology, My Life in D/S is amazing. Extensive research of D/S shows that not only is it scientific, but that it's funny! *gets down from couch*
BILL GATES (Microsoft Chairman): Until I visited My Life in D/S, my life felt empty and incomplete. But, after I visited the site, my Microsoft stock started rising again! Thanks My Life in D/S!
JAY LENO (TV Host): My abnormally large chin accidently made me go to My Life in D/S. It was the best mistake my chin ever made aside from that spring break incident last year.
KELLY CLARKSON (American Idol Winner): Without My Life in D/S, I wouldn't have made it to the end of American Idol. I owe much of my success to D/S.
SIMON COWELL (American Idol Judge): My Life in D/S is, by far, the worst singing I have ever heard. It is really funny though! *sort of cracks a smile... can't tell*
STEVEN SPIELBERG (Director): I want to make a movie out of My Life in D/S!
PARIS HILTON (Still not sure what she really does...): My Life in D/S is the only thing that I haven't slept with. I don't think I ever will either because it's so pure and gentle.
TERI HATCHER (Actress): D/S is the only thing that has been able to make me, a woman well over 40, look as young as a 20-year-old. Thanks plastic surgery!
DICK CHENEY (U.S. Vice President): I started going to My Life in D/S for my cardiovascular problems, but it didn't help because D/S is just so darn funny.
AL GORE (Former U.S. Vice President): I lost the Presidential election because I didn't visit My Life in D/S. I can say that it is thanks to me that My Life in D/S is on the Internet because I invented it.
MICHAEL MOORE (Controversial Director): My Life in D/S helped me lose 150 lbs. in just three weeks!
DISCLAIMER: My Life in D/S does not take responsibilty for Michael Moore re-gaining that weight, plus some, in just three days.
Thursday, February 09, 2006
320 GB
CAM: I received my new hard drive on Tuesday. Three hundred and twenty gigs of pure downloading pleasure. I spent my last two days off tranferring all of my media files (about 110 GB of information) over to my new hard drive. Therefore, I did not have much time to write.
CAM'S READERS: Excuses, excuses.
CAM: I work this weekend, which totally bites. But, I will try to work on my latest D/S at work since it will be slow and everyone else should be at home.
CAM'S READERS: I'll be at home. Enjoying MY weekend off.
CAM: You win.
CAM'S READERS: Excuses, excuses.
CAM: I work this weekend, which totally bites. But, I will try to work on my latest D/S at work since it will be slow and everyone else should be at home.
CAM'S READERS: I'll be at home. Enjoying MY weekend off.
CAM: You win.
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