Aunt Flo

CAM: What happens when a girl really does have an Aunt Flo in her family?

GIRLFRIEND: Aunt Flo is visiting.

BOYFRIEND: Oh. =(

GIRLFRIEND: No, seriously. My Aunt Flo is visiting here.

BOYFRIEND: Yeah, I heard you the first time. That sucks.

GIRLFRIEND: I love my Aunt Flo.

BOYFRIEND: Really? I thought you chicks hated having periods. Isn't it inconvenient?

GIRLFRIEND: No, you're still not understanding. I actually have a relative Aunt Flo.

BOYFRIEND: Relatively large Aunt Flo, or relatively small Aunt Flo?

GIRLFRIEND: Well... large, I guess. Are you still thinking that I'm talking about periods?

BOYFRIEND: No. Yes... maybe.

GIRLFRIEND: Well, I'm not. My mom's sister is Flo.

BOYFRIEND: Your aunt is also on her period? Why would you share that information with each other? You barely even talk to your aunt.

GIRLFRIEND: Hence why she is coming to visit here!

BOYFRIEND: So you can talk about her period?

GIRLFRIEND: No, so Aunt Flo can visit!

BOYFRIEND: Whoa! Periods are transferable!? I did not know that. Well, you learn something new everyday.

GIRLFRIEND: No, they aren't transferable! Okay, start over. *speaking slowly* My mom's sister named Aunt Flo is going to visit us here at our house tomorrow.

BOYFRIEND: She's going to bring her and her period to our house!?

GIRLFRIEND: SHE'S NOT...! *sighs and calms down* Yes.

BOYFRIEND: Fine. Wanna have sex?

GIRLFRIEND: No. I'm on my period.