CAM: After reading the story about the fake Apple stores in China, my co-worker joked about buying a support contract through them. So I came up with this.
ANDREW: *calls Fake Apple Store*
EMPLOYEE: Herrow, Panda Express. Take order prease!
ANDREW: Hi, is this the Apple Store?
EMPLOYEE: Oh, one moment. *pause* Herrow, Apple Store, take order prease.
ANDREW: Um... hi, we’re looking to renew our support contract with you guys.
EMPLOYEE: Uh huh...
ANDREW: Because our Mac Pros... you know, what was with the Panda Express thing?
EMPLOYEE: No, this no Panda Express. This Apple Store. Take order PREASE!
ANDREW: This doesn’t seem legit.
EMPLOYEE: TAKE ORDER PREASE! PREASE!
ANDREW: I just want to renew our support contract.
EMPLOYEE: You want two item or three item... ack, no, I mean. Apple Support, yes. We have lots of that one.
ANDREW: Oh, great. Okay, we have 14 Macs that we’ll need contracts for.
EMPLOYEE: Uh huh...
ANDREW: Three running ProTools, and the rest have Final Cut Pro.
EMPLOYEE: Okay. You want fried rice or chow mein... ack, no! Finar Cut!
ANDREW: Forget it. I'm going to call the Apple Store in Mongolia.
EMPLOYEE: Wait, wait... you forget fortune cookie!
ANDREW: Yeah, I’m hanging up now. *hangs up*
EMPLOYEE: Gosh darn Mongolians, always making me roose my business!
CAM: Obviously I was inspired by South Park... a little.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
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