Let's Be Clear

CAM: *helps Heidi with her Windows Phone at his desk*

HEIDI: Hey, so what's with this cheerleader on your desk?

CAM: Huh?

HEIDI: This. *points at anime figure*

CAM: OH! Let's be clear now. That's an underage Japanese schoolgirl on my desk.

Star Wars Replies at Work

CAM: Are you sure you can take care of this?

ANDREW: I find your lack of faith... disturbing.

CAM: Did you see the readme file for the install?

ANDREW: Tear this ship apart until you’ve found those plans. And bring me the passengers, I want them alive!

CAM: I hate you.

ANDREW: *Wookiee roar*

Tic-Tac-Toe

JULIANA: *age 4* Let's play tic-tac-toe!

CAM: Okay.

JULIANA: I will be the O's and you will be the X's.

CAM: Sounds good. Are you going to draw the board?

JULIANA: Yeah. First you draw a square. *draws a circle*

CAM: Um... honey, that's a circle.

JULIANA: Yeah, that's a circle square.