Volcano Blame

CAM: From now on, I'm using the volcano in Iceland as an excuse for all my mistakes. For example...

BETHANY: Cam, how come you haven't taken the garbage out yet?

CAM: The Iceland volcano.

BETHANY: The Iceland volcano!? We're not even in Iceland.

CAM: I know, but all that ash being spewed out has decreased my ability to take out the garbage.

BETHANY: How so?

CAM: The visibility is awful out there.

BETHANY: *looks out the window* It looks fine outside, Cameron. I have no idea what you're talking about.

CAM: *looks out the window with Bethany* See? I can't see the garbage dumpster from here.

BETHANY: That's because this window does not face the garbage dumpster.

CAM: Well, there you go. Another problem the Iceland volcano has caused.

BETHANY: You're being ridiculous.

CAM: You're the one being ridiculous! Do you know how bad it would be if the ash got in my lungs?

BETHANY: You're not making any sense. And look! This garbage is so full that it's spilling over.

CAM: Spilling over... like a volcano?

BETHANY: Cameron, the volcano is thousands of miles away. How can it be affecting us?

CAM: Because the planes can't fly.

BETHANY: Now, what does that have to do with taking out the garbage? And I'm pretty sure planes around our area are flying just fine.

CAM: Nope.

AIRPLANE: *flies by overhead*

BETHANY: Take out the garbage, Cameron.

CAM: Okay.