Disclaimer: People have been asking me what exactly I will be writing. Well, I didn't want to release any of my current ideas so I thought that it would work out to write a sample. This sample will be based off of a dream I had last night. Usually, these stories will be funny and interesting. Unfortunately, my dream was neither of these, but like I said, it is just to show you the D/S (Dialogue/Script) format and what not. My dreams can be quite realistic. Never have I had a dream in which so many of my real-life friends have shown up.
Some Dark Bedroom
CAM: *falls asleep*
Some German Street
CAM: *stands on the street*
STEVE: Hey Cam, we better get going.
CAM: Yeah.
BRIAN: Hey Cam. Who is this?
CAM: Oh, this is my friend Steve.
STEVE: Hello.
BRIAN: *gives Steve a mean look*
CAM: What's wrong Brian?
BRIAN: I thought I was your friend?
CAM: You are! But Steve is too!
JASON: I thought I was your friend!?
CAM: You are too Jason!
ANDREW: What about me!?
CAM: You too!
BETHANY: I'm your wife, so I should be your only friend!
CAM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cam runs away.
Some Dark Alley
TRASH CAN: *falls over*
CAM: This can't be good.
NATISHA: Hey there, wanna party?
CAM: Are you coming onto me?
NATISHA: Yeah, so what?
CAM: I'm married! Wait, and you're married!
NATISHA: There's nothing wrong with that.
MELISSA: Yeah.
KRISSY: Yeah.
CHRISTINA: Yeah.
CAM: No!
Cam fights through all of the girls.
Some House
CAM: *slams door*
CAM'S MOM: What are you doing home so late!? Your dad is going to be mad!
CAM'S DAD: I'm mad!
CAM: OMG!
CAM'S CAT: You're not going anywhere this time buddy!
CAM: *runs from cat*
CAM'S CAT: *chases*
Some Grassy Field
CAM: *runs*
CAM'S CAT: *chases*
Amazon Rainforest
CAM: *runs*
CAM'S CAT: *chases*
JOEL: *shoots cat dead*
CAM: Nooooooooo! Why did you kill my cat!?!?
JOEL: Dude, it was chasing you.
CAM: So! My poor kitty! Where are we?
JOEL: Where we've been all along.
CAM: ...
JOEL: Home.
A curtain of tree branches spread and Cam finds all of his old high school classmates walking around in the trees.
CAM: This isn't home.
NATISHA: You came!
CAM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Some Dark Bedroom
CAM: *wakes up and looks over at wife*
BETHANY: *sleeps*
CAM: Srsly, no more cupcakes before bed!
FIN.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
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Hillarious...can't wait for more!
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